So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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