He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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How's work?
Spinning.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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