Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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