I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Holy shit dude........stairs
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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