I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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