I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Randomize
