Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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