he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I know her cup size but not her name....
try to milk me bitch
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