Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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