lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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