Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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