the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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