I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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