So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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