well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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