ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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