okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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