That's intense
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
