Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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