What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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