I wish my penis had an off switch
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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