The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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