sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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