I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
These tits shall not be calmed
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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