You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
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My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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