i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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