You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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