hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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