Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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