therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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