Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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