Welp...herpes.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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