Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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