scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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