how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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