you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She bit a glass in half.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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