i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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