And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Randomize
