yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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