so that wasnt chicken after all
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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