He had one of those small greek statue penises
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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