At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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