: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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