can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I think people are normalizing furries
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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