that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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