...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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