Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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