Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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