i don't like sucking hair
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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