He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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