it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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