How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
