Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
We smell like vodka and hangover
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