I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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