i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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